After seeing Joel's scary pumpkin, Jim decided he needed to carve his own pumpkin. You see, originally, Jim asked his brother, Jay, to carve it for him. Makes sense. Let the professional artist do the work. However, Jay turned him down, and left the lucky little pumpkin alone. Well, now the game was on. Jim had to redeem himself and carve his own pumpkin.
What started out as a butchering of an innocent pumpkin, ended in a Florence Nightengale scenario. You see, Jim has a weak stomache, and couldn't take the blood. After his initial stabbing, Jim began to cry. He couldn't believe the carnage. As the blood seeped down the pumpkin's missing face, a calmness came over Jim. He knew what he needed to do. Jim stitched up the little pumpkin and placed him back in his patch, so he can grow old with all the other little pumpkins.
Don't be like Joel! Don't kill a pumpkin just to entertain your children.
3 comments:
Definitely more innovative than my killing. You were always the sensitive one.
Did you replace the brain (seeds) with the brain of an insane pumpkin before putting it back in the pumpkin patch? You may end up with a little frankenstein.
I really am glad I didn't attempt to carve that bloody sucker! I like the stitches, probably won't leave a scar.
Don't forget Joel is a mass murderer. Last year at Halloween, he carved 5 pumpkins. I have tried finding a support group that will help him overcome his urges, but, so far, I have found nothing. Hopefully by next year I will have found something--I hate to see more pumpkins die at the tip of his evil knife.
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